Thursday, January 03, 2008

Are YOU Kinkier Than Me?


I found this test over at Blissfully Wed: Our Epidermis Is Showing. Check him out if you like hot pics! He scored 578....I think he missed a question. He's MUCH kinkier than I am!

I'm thinking that my score of 601 makes me a kinkster-minus in the major league of kinksters.

I've never had nor wanted a three way (I have difficulty concentrating), I don't have sex with animals (they refuse to sign my consent form) and I don't toss salads nor do I want to have my salad tossed. I managed to get a 601 WITHOUT these kinky things.

Either I'm super kinky or the makers of the test want me to THINK I am. Yeah baby...I'm soooo kinky.

I am a lesbian, have been to a nudist beach AND went totally nude plus there have been some fruits that made their way into the bedroom along with the whipping cream can. I love being a sundae!

This one made me think:

79. You feel that consensual bestiality is:
a. Very Kinky
b. Ok, but not my thing
c. Depraved

Is that even possible? How do you know if the animal consents?

Find out how kinky YOU are!

I blame my kinkiness on the album above. Yes, I had it and I LOVED it!

49 comments:

MrRyanO said...

As I suspected I am not that kinky. I only scored a 494 and attribute that to my desire for quantity and not quality when I was younger. DO I get extra points for incorporating drum sticks into the act??? LOL

Deb Rox said...

I love it that simply being a lesbian gives kinky points. I've met plenty of bed duds who do not deserve that nod, but whatever. We'll take what we get.

I don't think of sex when I see an animal, either. I guess it's consensual if you don't have to use peanut butter or liverwurst to get a lick?

Leighann said...

I got 562! According to the test I'm kinkier than most.... whodathunkit?

Real Live Lesbian said...

Rockdog: You disappoint me. And yes, you should have gotten extra credit for the drum sticks.

Deb: Yeah, I kinda feel like I cheated by getting points for something that I AM.

Leighann: I bet some hot good lesbian sex would have bumped you up into the next bracket.... just sayin'!

Seraphine said...

Consensual bestiality is with real animals, or people role-playing animals (neko, for example)? There *is* a difference. I'd cuddle with a cute neko.

Dana said...

Ummmm ... chalk my 712 score up to a few years of experience and a willingness to try anything at least once (twice if I like it)!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Seraphine: Oh...ok.

Dana: You are a very bad girl! I want stories!

Jay said...

524

I demand a recount! LOL ;-)

Schmoop said...

I was a 581...Which is funny because that's my favorite number. Cheers!!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Babes...i'm afraid to take that test. It will say ...You are a SICK BIOCTH...get out of here! hehehe.

Babes...I love a good bump and wiggle with the girls but I also love a blump cock...Have done a threesome...three girl, two girls one guy, two guys one girl...me, yum. 5 guys and one girl...me yummier, but a tad sore. I won't reveal more...that's blog fodder.

I am with you though on tossed salads...like no. Animals...like no. Though I have been with a few girls that were animals...I thanked their parents in the midst of love making (I could have said in the midst of fucking)...I nice, for making them.

fab post babes. Ciao.

Oh...have a fab New Years and those photos...wonderful.

dawn said...

my count was embarrassingly low. like 237 low,
thankfully, my tats & piercing upped it to that...
but i learned a few terms and feel quite edumacated.

i am the diva said...

671... "You are a major league kinkster" only 29 points away from "You live and breath kinky!!"

i think i got double points for saying i like guys AND girls... and also, there was that threesome....

fun test.

Angel said...

aw man...I only got a 326...I need to get out more!!!

Glimmer Man said...

What?!? No comments on Herb Alpert?!? I am shocked I tell you... shocked! ;)

There's even a "re-whipped" version available which is pretty cool.

http://www.amazon.com/Whipped-Cream-Other-Delights-Rewhipped/dp/B000EDWM5E

LOL

Umm... I'm a paltry 443 on the kink scale... no tattoos or piercings did me in I think... LOL

Real Live Lesbian said...

Jay: Dude, you need some kink!

Matt: That IS funny...hmmm.

SZJ: I'm betting you would be OFF the charts!

Dawn: Get out there and do something wild!

Diva: Let's do drinks!

Beth: You need to hook up with the DIVA!

Glimmer Man: I know! WTF? I'll go check that out! Thanks for the link! Wanna meet me and Diva for drinks?

Anonymous said...

well i hit em for 597
the ones that kill the guys are the huy on guy questions, it is my thoughts that far more women have been with a woman than guys with a guy.
And last wee when it was sent to me to take I also aseked how the beast cold consent!!
SS

Diva said...

Eh, 574 isn't too bad. When it got down toward the end, there were multiple activities I've not yet and most likely never will participate in.

Christie said...

491? Really? That's it? It felt like I was answering "yes" to everything. I mean, I'm not a huge kinkster, but 491 seems low. My husband would be pissed.

none said...

I got a pretty low score and I thought I had done some stuff...guess not lol

Jill said...

Ha! I have sweet hints of a kinky nature. Scored 294. I'm such a good little girl.

Marilyn said...

474... which makes me wonder what some of you folks are into. But then I didn't even know what a tossed salad was. I wonder if getting peirced or tattooed just to get a higher score would be wrong.

You can Call me AL said...

I scored 622

and I thought I was conservative.

buffalodick said...

I had that same album! I think I had sex with it..... Of course, at 14 I would screw mud if it was at the proper temperature...

R.E.H. said...

Oh, I'm definitely going to have to take that test... I may do a post after I've done it (unless the result is too embarrassing).

Melissa said...

Not too bad, 555. Being oblivious to threesome signals in college must have worked against me. Too late now, lol! I'll be happy with kinkier than most, but still pretty much in the middle.

Oswegan said...

I actually have that album. It's one of the few that I rescued from my parents house.

I can hear the horns blowing in my head now.

~Oswegan

Anonymous said...

Ah - a 579!

For the record...nude beaches rock!

I have that album , but I was kinky before that! LOL!

Balloon Pirate said...

Herb had a horrible emboucher, but great taste in women. He's why I took up the trumpet.

The fact that no whip-cream-laden women showed up made me put the trumpet down.

yeharr

Caro said...

I didn't go there as I know I'm so hung up on how my body looks, I'm downright boring.

Only had one three way years ago with a married couple.

I can't get to your other blog. It won't show posts. Did you delete it?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

what, you are anti threesome? fucking communism! take some ritalin and get to it!!!

The Ferryman said...

I am apparently a major league kinkster with my score of 637.

My mom will be so proud.

Christo Gonzales said...

690...major league kinkster,,,and I said no a lot

Anonymous said...

I don't have to take a test to know I'm kinky!!!!

I scored a 733

It says I live and breath kinky.

Damn straight!

livesbythewoods said...

Blimey. 656. Do I win five pounds?

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Wow! Ass kicking album! I remember it well having been a teenage trumpet player at the time.

Being a real hillbilly, I stay away from such quizes. What I don't know about how kinky I am, I don't need to know.

Stop by my place sometime.

Rick Rockhill said...

Shockingly I was only a 487. I am disappointed in myself with my score. this was fun tho!

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Ah well..

I scored a 286

You have sweet hints of a kinky nature.

KellyKline said...

I scored 654 ... not too bad, eh? I'm gonna have to try a little harder to make my score higher!

captain corky said...

The test was a very popular subject on Rockdog's show last night. ;)

Cooper said...

Ahhh you bring back memories. My Dad bought that album when I was a kid and the cover and I went steady for, oh, about two years...

Diane J Standiford said...

The word, "kinky," i still used? I would be a boring soft butch were it not for my partner of 28yrs, for her I would do it all, and have (except the cyber stuff). Donja wish your grlfriend were hot like mine? Donja? LOL Fun quiz.

Amara said...

Found your blog while blog-surfing...
My score was 684... interesting...

jamwall said...

My problem is that everytime I engage in farm sex, someone is always there with a video camera.

BarnGoddess said...

I scored 567.
now I am really wondering about the ones who scored higher than me, lol.

Sassy Blondie said...

Ok, I'm somewhat disappointed, as the my results said something about me having a hint of a sweet kinky side.

So that basically means the "vanilla" question was for people like me...

Happy New Year, RLL!

Aunt Jackie said...

My score is very close to yours... so I am "Kinkier Than Most"!! YAY!!!


But no no no to the bestiality myself... I said depraved... People are sick!

Anonymous said...

I got 479 and was disappointed that I am not "Kinkier than most" !!!

I'm not surprised that Rock Dog and I are in the same ball park, cause he and I have talked stories...and we are pretty close lol

Odat said...

I'm a 440....kinky!
Peace

Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

I'm 660... and somewhat disapointed I'm that low.