Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Trim Spa, BABEEEEEEEEEEE


This morning, I took two TrimSpa Baby pills. Fact is, in and of themselves, they are big enough to choke a horse. I'm wondering if, with the glass of water that I just downed, these things will swell enough to make me look like a malnourished child with the distended belly.

I've had a Slimfast bar and two of the blonde bombshell pills. I'm feeling quite full right now. Maybe that's the ticket. Just take a pill that expands to fit your belly and go on about your day. Because frankly, I’m not sure that I’m all that into the diet thing.

I know I should be because I’m fat. But that’s not really making it happen for me. I’m not much of a girl that does things because she should. Actually, I’m quite the opposite.

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