Last night, I'm in bed first and my girl is wandering around naked doing before bed butch stuff. She wanders in front of me.
Me: Why don't you do a little titty dance for me? You know, shake 'em for me a little bit? Put 'em in my face.
You already know this NEVER works. Doesn't work for most men. Doesn't work for me. I have no clue why I keep asking. Probably because she always just laughs, rolls her eyes and continues on doing what she's doing...naked.
She turns the lights out. I close my eyes and wait for her to snuggle into bed.
FLAP. FLAP-A-FLAPPA-FLAP. FLAP. FLAP-FLAP-FLAP. FLAP-FLAP.
I am BOMBARDED by boobs. They're everywhere! In my face, smacking me in the eye, whapping against my ears.
We both started laughing and that's the last thing I remember before drifting off to sleep. Boobs and laughter.
What a great night! I'm still smiling!
28 comments:
"I am BOMBARDED by boobs."
I will sleep very soundly tonight having read this. This sounds like the perfect Christmas List Item!
Smiling at the thought here. Congrats on the happy fun. ;)
sweet boobie dreams was had by all then lol
Boobies ROCK!
Persistence pays off!
You lucky bastard!
Rockdog: You think I should ask for that on Christmas morning?
Bliss: Thanks!
Katy: Funny thing, I didn't dream about boobs. I dreamt about stepping in dog poo. WTF?
Biscuit: Amen, Sister!
Dana: She's just encouraged me!
Leighann: That I am!
See that's why you never stop asking! Sometimes you get lucky!
We should all get bombarded by boobs every once in a while. Actually every day. LOL ;-)
Jay: Gives us all a little more hope, doesn't it? I agree...the more bombardment..the better!
That's absolutely classic! I love it. There's nothing like love and laughin!
I so do that for my girl when she asks...always. I even dance for her, a strip tease and give her lap dances and put my boobs in her face. Babes, I do.
I love to do that. She laughs, giggles and turns red. I love to hear her laughter. I too can't help laugh at her expression of disbelief. My, my...she should know by now that I will do any thing she asks.
Yay...to boobs in your face. :P
The only thing better than going to sleep that way, is waking up that way. Mmm Being awoke to the warm flesh caressing your face and head.
lol this sounds great...
especially for me!
I could not be more jealous!
I would fall asleep very soundly and happily myself lol
That's how I want to die.....
LOL! I'd do a titty dance for ya...but well...the boob fairy was sadly negligent when stopping by...Pooh to the boob fairy!
LOL! Your girl ROCKS.
No boob fairy here either...I won't be bombarding anyone with my boobs. (sigh)
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Aww~~~ that's sweet.
Papa Bear would like to fall asleep and wake that way too...maybe I do know what to give him for Christmas now that I can afford. :)
It sounds like a good time was had by all.
LOL that does sound like fun!
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I HAD to check this out cuz the Diva said so. (YES, I ALWAYS do what she tells me - LOL, cuz she knows a good site and good post when she sees one). And this post really did crack me up - I keep picturing it an giggling. The sound effects didn't hurt either. So I guess it's true that you have to be careful what you ask for. ;)
So.......it did work!!! LOL!
mmmmm!!
Every now and then I give in and do that for my husband. He loves him some boobies. A LOT.
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