Friday, December 14, 2007

Since I Am Wordless...

and it's not even Wednesday, I give you someone who makes me laugh damn near every time I read her, Crystal from Boobs, Injuries and Dr. Pepper and the antics of her dog, Dusty.

Check out Sneaking Around, her latest post.

Or if you're not yet in the holiday spirit...check out Biscuit in all of her splendor! You'll not even need any jelly for this one! ;)

I think it's the impending doom of a mammogram this afternoon at 2:45pm that's stolen my words. Anybody wanna come along and hold my hand?

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't envy you the mammogram. May the machine be pre-warmed and all goes well!

MrRyanO said...

Hold you hand...blah. Anything else to hold and I'm in!

:D

Real Live Lesbian said...

Seamus: Thanks...maybe she'll rub my shoulders, too?

Rock: Come on, Baby! You can hold the other boob!

Dana said...

Remember, take deep breaths and RELAX!

I found that closing my eyes and fantasizing worked really well, but then we know my fantasies are just a tad different than most!

Good luck!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Dana: Do tell!

Jay said...

You know I would totally come with you for the mammogram! You don't mind if I bring my camera, do you??

Odat said...

I'm the Queen of Mammos...since I have to go every 6 months for one.....not a big deal for me anymore....Hope all comes out well!
Peace

g-man said...

I have said that I always wanted to be a mammogram pre-screener. I'll hold your hand if you hold something for me ;) I was thinking camera too Jay (great minds!)

Jay said...

best of luck!
i try to advoid the doctor altogether!

Biscuit said...

Mammograms...booooo. Hate those. Especially when they play with your head and "see" something and make you come back. Fuckers.

Thank you for the link to my other blog :)

Schmoop said...

But I like jelly. Cheers!!

buffalodick said...

Probably hurts more than getting my prostate checked, but with less indignity....

Unknown said...

Hope all went well. I've had so many titty tortures it is old hat....and always hurts no matter how much I fantasize it is someone with warm, sensous hands squeezing and not a cold heartless machine.

Rick Rockhill said...

Biscuit sure is naughty...or is she nice? :-)

hope the mammogram went well...try to enjoy the weekend and not stress about it.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Hope all went well.

Hugs!

Anonymous said...

I was about to say...

Holding the hand through a mammogram isn't what anyone has in mind ;)

Diva said...

I hate mammograms, makes me sad for you, but it is all in the best interest in keeping you safe and healthy. By now, it's over and you should be breathing a sigh of relief!!!

I love Crystal. She's a friggin hoot, huh?