After 41 years of picking the shittiest butches in town, I got on the internet last year and found me a good one from Georgia. She came with a big boat. How this happened is only explained by saying that the good Lord looks after me. The chances of me finding a good woman vs. a serial killer on Myspace were damn slim.
I offer you proof of my good butch...
Night before last, I drive up to the house listening to the woes of a friend who isn't so lucky to find Candy Cane Lane! She had put out all of my candy cane lights AND bought me some little snowmen walkway lights. I hung up the phone and squealed with delight. I walked in the house to find the tree in the living room covered with lights. (Not decorated...THAT would be my part.) My heart swelled with love.
Guys, you have no idea how much stuff like this means to us girly types. Seriously. So to thank her, I'm taking her out on a date to Sperry's in Cool Springs. I'm considering putting out as well.
If you're not in the spirit just yet...click HERE to see how Santas are trained. Great fun! Or put up some lights and trees for your significant other and watch the sex roll in!
Note to Buffalo:
My girl decline benched 120 for 6 reps last night....twice! Looks like I need to lose a little weight before I do any face sitting if your advice is to be taken! But I might put out anyway.
27 comments:
That Santa Academy video is hilarious.
So where are the pics of thank you se ... er ... Christmas decorations? ;-)
Yum-Oh!! I would love to deck her walls...er...halls. Cheers!!
Sounds like you've got quite a gem! I, on the other hand, married the grinch who doesn't help a bit with Christmas decorating unless I beg.
Wait.... I knew that shit eating grin he alawys gets was for a reason!
Serial Killers get such a bad rap these days.
Sounds like you did find yourself a good one...a good mate, not a good serial killer. Well, obviously, because since you are still alive that would make her a bad serial killer...
Arg! Too much coffee makes me babble with no real purpose...
Have a great weekend!
AW, that is so sweet. I'd hang the lights for sex. (course I'd hang the light anyway, but I'd like sex in return! ;)
Im really happy that you found a good woman, rock it sista!
Oh, and I'll second the picture request.
... and just what would one need to do to get a Prince William's Bleu Cheese Stuffed Filet from Sperry's??? Details please!
Jay: Are you wanting Show and Tell?
Matt: Get in line, Dude!
Leighann: Beg better! ;) Naked might work?
Rockdog: I love it when you ramble. Happy weekend to you too!
G-man: You need to make a sex for lights deal!
Dana: I'll never tell!!!!
How sweet, I wish Papa Bear would take me out...
Your girl shames me both in romance and tests of strength.
Is that your real lady?!? If so, I'm not a lesbian myself but I'm going to take her away!! Yahahahahhh!!!
LOL
Hello, Real Live Lesbian (One of the GREAT blog names of all time, by the way!)
Just stopped by to say "Hi" and to thank you for stopping by over at my place.
Fun stuff - I'll be back.
Why yes I am...why do you ask?
I saw your comment on Her Indoors and thought I'd drop by. Visit me if you get a chance.
You're so lucky. I'm currently looking for my next future ex. Nashville isn't that close but if you have some cute girls there, I'd love to meet them. I'll be back.
Does she taste like strawberries too? because she looks sweet as well.
Pretty cool what your gf did for you.. ;-)
You are indeed blessed to have found the right person for you.. doesn't really matter how you met.. ;-)
Thankx for dropping by my place!
All that weight lifting! Sounds like either one of you could kick my as*! Gotta start polishing my old Christmas jokes for the upcoming season...
That is awesome! I am seriously considering taking my tree back down since Fat Ollie, my cat who looks like a bathat with legs, constantly climbs it and has bent all the branches and knocked off all the ornaments.
I was out by Sperry's yesterday - went to a kid's clothing shop and had lunch at TGIFriday's. Small world, eh?
I've never been to Sperry's, but my law professor talks about it all the time. Is it good?
Hmmmm ... I think I'll put some lights up today before my girl gets home from work. ;)
She can bench 120?! Holy shizz. What is she, Hulk Hogan with a vagina? Anyway, she sounds like a sweetie pie for hanging up the lights for you. Now put out!
I only have to put up lights????
Damn, I wish I had known that years ago....ahahaha.
Peace
...ahhh, lights, snowman, santa-...'Tis the season...ours aren't up yet and there's little hope for it happening today.
I had to leave a comment after the one you left re:BIG Foot Gets His License...you may be *stocky* but you are a hell of a lot cuter than the Nazi! I mean like, you have no mustache and no mole with its own zipcode residing on your lip...well, at least the half of the lip I can see from your photo!
hi and thanks for dropping by.
god i so hate putting up the lights, and i know for damn sure he cant do it, the lights that is the lights!!!
Congrats to you! It seems that your heart is bursting with happiness. And there's nothing better than that! Enjoy your Sunday....Peter N.
seee there is gold at the base of a rainbow....
I want the Santa dress...
that is all :)
Sounds like things are really good for you guys and I wouldn't even think about fucking with her. ;)
HEY! You better not be stealin' all my Georgia girls, especially the ones with the boats! ;)
So, you're saying that if I had put up my tree, my wife would've came home all "lovey-dovey"?
Hi babes...I'm with BB, she is fab to put up your lights. And 120 lbs...yikes.
I love that dress. Are the heels red? Um yeah, put out...for sure. Have fun.
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