Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Oh hell...

"What is the difference between what you think you want to do...

and what you're doing?"



This question was in an inspirational email forwarded to me recently. Great. Now, I have a brain fuck.

I thought I wanted to lose weight. But I've basically maintainted my weight for the last two weeks.

I guess what I really wanted to do was eat.

Now back to our regularly scheduled diet.

23 comments:

Jay said...

I think that subconsciously we usually just go ahead and do what we want anyway.

g-man said...

Brain fuck! Is that when your girl sticks her tongue in your ear really far? ;)

I have been looking high and low for that old porn I wrote, so far nada. I will have to write something just for you. :)

Real Live Lesbian said...

Jay: Excellent point!

Gman: I wish! I love a good tongue in my ear. I never get enough of THAT! ;)

Porn JUST for ME? Yummy!

MrRyanO said...

Something in the ear? Really? Ewww!

Anyway...

I agree with Jay...the brain takes over and just does its own thing. We're simply along for the ride...or at least that's my excuse. LOL!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Rockdog: Trust me, if my girl knew what breathing in my ear did to the rest of my body...she'd never stop!

Schmoop said...

Go ahead and eat, have someone blow in your ear, and then the two of you can work off what you just ate. Cheers!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Matt: THAT's why I like you! Genius!

Anonymous said...

I agree with Jay, but that is my eternal question-what do I want to do with my life career wise? I am about ready to see a shrink or hypnotist to figure it out. Nice blog:)

Dana said...

I think that question is way too deep ... or is it the tongue in the ear that is way too deep???

Leighann said...

In my world, my subconscious' will power is stronger than my own!

I'm with Matt, do what you want and work it off with a little of the banshee screamin sex!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Wreckless: I need a psychic! When will I know what I want to do when I grow up?

Dana: Let's hope it's both!

Leighann: Is that a new avatar you have there? Wowza!

Jeff B said...

I think I want to be in the Caribbean where it's sunny and eighty+ degrees.

What I am doing is sitting in front of this damn computer looking out the window at a foggy thirty-five degree day.

Leighann said...

yes, I'm pretty hot huh? :)

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Hum...I usually tell myself over and over...till I bvelieve it, like when I smoked...yeah I did, cause I thought I looked cool. Kids eh.

Anyway, I told myself...I am not a smoker and that is what happened.

I was told that if you do somthing three times it trains the brain to that. So I worked out 3 days a week...same days. My body expected to work out...my mind pushed me. Yikes...that means, don't get into doing bad habbits three times in a row.

But hey...I never thought of Matt-man's idea...I like that one times three.

Thanks for stopping by...I was looking for you.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

This just in...eating is good :) Especially from Nov 20 - Jan 1.

All diets should cease between those dates...

Christo Gonzales said...

live happy...thats all

KellyKline said...

Tongue in the ear - mmm, maybe a tad.

Breathing in the ear? Wowza! Drives me in-frickin-sane! That, along with kissing my neck, and my girl can have annnnnything she wants!

As for the brain-fuck - well, I believe wholeheartedly that sometimes you're going to give in to the moment(s), but that doesn't mean you should quit. And being able to maintain your weight over a two-week period that is infamous for weight gain in almost all American adults is quite a feat.

You may not realize this, but you actually deserve a pat on the back.

Now get back to that diet and make yourself proud!

Aunt Jackie said...

Phoeey... dieting sucks... We have to think of it as a "Lifetime Habit" that we stick to for the most part, with occasional indulgences...

Losing weight? (now that Mr. J and I are back on track, I hope)... It's all High Protein, High Fiber, watching the sugar intake, getting all of the "good" fats that are necessary, and watching/burning calories... (the exercise sucks, but I have found that it is mandatory). No shortcutting... the drugs are temporary, if you do diet pills then later on the weight just comes back again... plus they're not good for you... I know I know. BLAH! :P

Sucks always trying to do get and stay sexy and healthy.

Yeah Phooey!!

captain corky said...

I've never been real good at puzzles. I wonder what's on the tube right now... ;)

buffalodick said...

Don't try to be perfect on a diet- just try to be better.. Life's too short to eat Melba toast...

Biscuit said...

Wow, there's some food for thought that I needed.

Heh...that was unintentional, but funny all the same.

g-man said...

I tagged you, hope you don't mind :)

elizabeth said...

I dunno. I used to eat all that I wanted - mostly when I was pregant and then after I had the kids - but over the last couple of years it has all melted away. (Well I say melted but I mean that I busted my ass) And I'm discovering that a 6 pack looks better than a 6 pack tastes. Seriously.

But - I still learned to love myself even when I had a few extra pounds.... which is a good thing.