Cruel, Mother Nature is. During the whole Chiffon Margarine debacle, Mother Nature tried to tell me not to mess with her.
At first, I thought it was kinda flat looking because my thryoid is bad and that can affect the health of your hair. Then I got that semi-under control. And still, the hair looks eh.
Recently, my girlfriend told me that my hair is brown.
BROWN??? WTF???
Do not tell me that I suffered.....
• Red on the head, I'd rather be dead
• Red in the Head means Fire in the Bed!!! (not so cool when you're 11)
• The whole redheads have bad temper shit...it's just a buncha fuckin' horseshit!
• Never tanning, always burning (which is STILL a problem)
.....during my childhood to then grow up, be in my prime and suddenly I lose all the red color in my hair.
Yes, I've permed it since I was a teenager. I'm sorry Ma Nature, I didn't know I was doing wrong!
I didn't color it until just a couple of years ago. Never had to.
At a recent gathering of friends, I asked them, "What color is my hair?"
Brown. Strawberry Blonde. Blonde.
HUH?
So Mother Nature, I'm pissed.
Just when it's SEXY to be a redhead, you turn my hair brown. Where's the nearest salon? I a dose of fire!
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And about the red hair. I used to have red hair but that Mother Nature turned mine into brown too.
You and I are recovered from Gingervitus!
"It's just a buncha fuckin' horseshit!"
Sounds like a redhead to me!
"Red in the Head means Fire in the Bed!!!"
Damn, I never heard this rule before...I would have expanded my horizons during my wild years had I known...LOL
Thanx for the comment...I'll be back even though I see Melissa is here. LOL!
Hey, I'm red..with a lil brown and lil blonde...if I ask my friends what color i get all sorts of answers too......oh well. I'm just glad I have hair and plenty of it...it's naturally curly and I spent my teenage years trying to straighten it...now i just let it go...it's wild!
Peace
Red heads are hot.
Maybe a little crazy too. But, crazy is also hot. I mean, not Britney crazy, that's sad crazy, but a little crazy is hot. ;-)
I have the darkest brown you can go before it actually looks black. I've tried to lighten it, blonde it, red it, nothing matters. I will never be the red head I always wanted to be without spending hundreds of dollars every 6-8 weeks.
Sorry you suffered as a kid. I was always facinated by red hair.
It happens. My hair was blonde as it gets until I was about 10. Went brown- now brown with silver interspersed throughout! At my age, I'm happy as hell to have hair at all! I read somewhere that in a few more generations, natural redheads will be extremely rare.
I think people are crazy. I have brown hair. Brown. If you look up the definition of "mousy" in the dictionary, there is a picture of me. But lately I have heard people describe my hair color as red, blonde, dishwater blonde, and strawberry. So, I dyed it dark brown so there was no mistaking it. The day after I dyed it, a friend says, oh, so you went redder? Gak! Brown, people! It's brown!!
"Red in the Head means Fire in the Bed!!!"
This must be why DH wants me to be a red head so badly! and I thought blondes had all the fun?!?
If there was a crayon called "POOP" that would be the color of my eyes and hair. POOP I say!
Although I save tons of money because I have natural highlights of gray!
Envy me, go ahead. I'll let you!
I discovered yesterday that my hair is officially dark blonde. I always thought of my hair as medium brown, but when I use that color, it's WAY too dark. I tried light brown. Still too dark. Dark blonde - juuuust right (well, actually still a tad dark, but it'll lighten up). All I wanna do is cover up the gray!
On the other hand, my GF's hair is a gorgeous reddish-brown and matches her beautiful eyes.
Mike: Thank GOD we've recovered! I love that South Park episode!
Rockdog: I can't believe you've never heard that! You have time to make up for it though. Just make sure the curtains match the carpet!
Odat: Can I have some of those curls?
Jay: I've never been accused of being crazy. Mwahahahah!
Pool: Oh how I wish you were here to be fascinated! :)
Buffalo: No way, really? Wonder why that is?
Michelle: Yes, they are. Most of them anyways.
Shannon: Nope, it's the reds. Trust me. Wink!
Leighann: LMAO, poop!
Kelly: Sounds expensive trying to figure out what color you are! I have a few grays coming up. Here's hoping that I take after my mom and have about 30 when I'm in my 70s! Her's is still VERY red!
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